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Click hereThis blank page isn't the boss of me!
This blank page is my bitch!
It will dance like a monkey in a little red hat,
Or balance a big red ball on its nose
Like a sea lion.
It will bow and scrape, kiss my feet,
And otherwise serve my every whim.
If it doesn't, I'll burn it, and then it will
Know who's boss!
It was fun. could be good to read for nervous or blocked writers. Don't forget to breath deeply and drink water.It helps too.
An amusing take on the muse. You can never find one when you need one.
I enjoyed this image:
"It will dance like a monkey in a little red hat,
Or balance a big red ball on its nose
Like a sea lion."
If only it always worked like that. :)