Temple of Ass(120)

[sometime ago

 There I was
 minding my drunken bidness
 when I chanced upon a post, at most,
 inflammatory madness

 or't least an introduction
 to some poetic aggrandizement,
 but more than all above, a hook
 that pulled me from my perch.

 Worship, ah worship,
 now metaphors run rampant,
 to describe the holy ground
 where marbled bounty's found

 Note to self:
 Move cooler before passing out

 Quando, I don't know...
 it had to be done

 we've arsed about so long,
 there's still my prayers b'fore bed
 so away, away you sundry petitioners
 seeking entrance to the consecrated
 this ass is mine.

 [fifteen past inebriated]