- Erotic Poetry
- The Angry Little Man
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I once met a little man who looked me in the eye,
And told me that my breath smelled bad though being two feet high.
"Furthermore" he then did add, "it really is a sin"
That you should stand above me when you have not shaved your chin.
"Your nose is long" he then remarked "and getting longer still,
And if you do not stop it soon you'll end up with a bill!"
Then as though it were too much he turned and washed his hands,
And wandered out the door again, the angry little man.
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