- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Biggest Pervert on the Block
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When you have a listening ear,
It is amazing what you will hear.
The neighbor's confessions and secrets unfold,
With each new tale that I am told.
I have been invited to view secret rooms nearby.
Rooms with paddles, floggers, and vibrators. Oh my!
The swingers next door have parties each night.
People are coming and going with their hair all affright.
The lawyer's computer is filled with porn.
His wife forgets her cheating ways, while she yells at him, full of scorn.
The girl home from college catches her stepfather's eye,
While lying by the pool in a tiny bikini colored in tie dye.
The man at the supermarket in a trench coat, this is his vice.
He keeps going to jail and against his lawyer's advice.
I see these things, hear all of this crazy talk,
Because the truth is that I am the biggest pervert on the block.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 8 years agoare good for the sole, go out my dear and fear not your perversion, I never felt more alive as when I satisfied a father and son in one session, oh my!
