The Birds & the Bees

"Oh, Mother," the young woman said, "There's something I have heard.
I hope you can explain it 'cuz I trust your every word.
I heard that babies come out where a guy has put his thing.
Can this be true, because, just think, of pain that it can bring."

"My dear," her mother said, "I'm really glad you've come to me.
The pain is nil, compared to how delightful it will be.
It's true, the baby comes out where your hubby had his thing.
But from the blessing granted you, your heart will truly sing."

Her daughter said "I'm glad to know I will be filled with joy
When I have given birth to baby girl or baby boy.
Perhaps this is a part of life we women have to do.
But won't it knock my teeth out when the baby passes through?"