The Blockhead

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I’m a poet and didn’t know it,
The blockhead exclaimed,
After accidentally rhyming.

Grinning like an imbecile,
The blockhead thought,
He had perfect timing.

Spouting drivel like a hose,
The blockhead imagined,
Himself to be so cunning.

Expelling nauseating pap,
The blockhead believed,
He was masterfully punning.

Craning his neck to see the sky,
The blockhead strolled,
Into traffic on coming.

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AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Bwahaha!

Thanks for the giggles, doll.

jgywnnjgywnnabout 18 years ago
Actually Laughing

Funny, so funny. And true. We all know the blockhead. Great!

jgywnn

LiarLiarabout 18 years ago
:-)

Neat one. A good sum-up of all the blockheads out there. Made me larf.

Truth SerumTruth Serumabout 18 years ago
LMAO

He was a poet and now her never know it!!

Hehee...

LeBrozLeBrozabout 18 years ago
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Sounds like a terminal case

Of rectal-cranial inversion...

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