tagNon-Erotic PoetryThe Boring Man

The Boring Man


You know the type. He's always
the one that talks about I.T

instead of golf, who sips
Chardonnay whilst listening

to the Rolling Stones, who thinks
Baudelaire and Salinger are 'hip'

and, should a mole appear on his face,
announces its arrival as if its a new baby.

You know the type. He's been staring
at you in the mirror for years.

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