- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Boyfriend Prayer
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This is dedicated to my fiancé, because while he's not conceited or a bum, he is my guiding light and I am very lucky to belong to him! He's the light of my life and the only person who has ever seen me for who I really am! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I love you, Patrick! :D
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My boyfriend's a conceited bum,
He thinks he's really grand.
His high opinions of himself
Are more than I can stand.
He thinks he's all my dreams come true,
My ever-guiding light.
He thinks I'll be his willing slave,
Worst of all he's right.
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It's such a cute poem!!!
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