- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Cat and the Fiddle Rewrite
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Hey, diddle, diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed
To see such sport
And the dish ran away
With the spoon
The original Mother Goose Song above
My rewrite of the above, below
Hey, diddle, diddle
My, my, that cat of mine sure did sizzle
When I shoved it into the oven
Underneath the cover of a full moon
My little dog was shocked
To see such bloody sport
As from that dish I licked every last bit of that kitty away
Using my tongue as a make-shift spoon
2009 Ramona Thompson
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