The Chauvinist

I wrote this twenty years ago, and from my point of view it still works.
© All rights reserved. Long or short dresses,
flowing dark or golden tresses.

Here is more I’d like to see,
a flashing silken knee.

Below a swinging hem,
rare sights for me and him.

Ladies pants are practical,
but they can drive me to distractical.

This thing I do admit,
at times I wish they’d quit.

And give this chauvinist pig,
pretty legs to dig.