The Cock Show

For your viewing pleasure a dark and twisted tale of a young woman's very strange idea of the game of love.

A parody of Blink 182's The Rock Show

Hanging out behind the scenes on the weekend
Acting slutty, getting drunk with my best friends

I could't wait to get to that casting couch and meet my leading man
I remember it's the first time that I swallowed....there

He's getting his dick out because I ask to do some sucking
Trying to hide how nervous I am
So afraid my jealous baby will find out
All his friends have had me

He's the one
The only one I swear
I'll always remember
Forever more
He grabbed my breasts
And than we made it
I swear
He was the best I ever had

CHORUS

Because I fell in love with the star of the cock show
He said. "Suck."
And I told him that forever I would be his whore
For just a little bit of money and a co-starring role in the cock show
He said. "Ok."
And I swear that's when I knew
I had fallen in love
Fallen in love with the star of the cock show

He's so cool
I'm gonna sneak out my window
No other guy can match up to what he's got
I can't wait till my parents get back in town
So that I can see the looks of shock on their faces when I tell them
I fell in love with the star of the cock show

When he ask me to marry him in Vegas
I remember the look of rage that he gave me
When the explained the true horror of our situation
Only 18 not ready to settle down
So I cried rape
Sorry babe was my only explanation

CHORUS (REPEAT)

Black and white autograped prison photo of my ex love on my wall
Played around
Broke his heart
Led an innocent man to his doom and no, I ain't sorry
Not one damn bit
Cos somehow he still thinks I care
Waiting for my vist or my phone call
Laughing my ass off
Forever I'll keep that silly man waiting

CHORUS (REPEAT)

2007 Ramona Thompson