The CountryGirl

As he was walking in a glade
He met and asked a pretty maid
Can I do you while you do me
She said she had virginity

He showed to her a diamond ring
And spoke of pearls on a piece of string
A pile of cash and a brand new car
She said, "Dear Sir, you go too far"

I'm just a lovely country girl
Who never had a single pearl
I'll ask the university
The price for my virginity

The people there who could compute
Would compound first then square root
Divide, subtract and multiply
Then add the sum and testify

They told her this and told her that
They showed her how to do begat
They said that she would have to chose
Tween what she'd gain and what she'd lose

They taught her from the very start
Why her two legs were meant to part
She learned the ways from A to Z
And showed how cleaver she could be

His lust was as it was before
When she knocked hard upon his door
He opened it and was surprised
Would now he get what he had prized?

She said, "Dear Sir, I'm now astute
What you proposed I now salute
And if your proposition stands
I place myself into your hands"