The Golden Retrievers

THE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS

in the tabloids -
the unbelievable... just
gets better and better.

effort is important,
and exaggeration is an absolute must.

that eye-opener appeal
must be instant when the headline is spotted;
especially when one is in the checkout line.

lets give it a try and see if it does the trick.
in large type the caption reads:

SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN HAS TWO PUSSIES

it's unique - crucial
for a specific clientele.

it's like leaving a dog a bone
to lick and chew on -
it doesn't take much to please.

being a poet with the capability
to create images or lines...
seems to have potential for the dollar.

exaggeration without doubt creates a lot of attention.