- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Golden Retrievers
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Click hereTHE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS
in the tabloids -
the unbelievable... just
gets better and better.
effort is important,
and exaggeration is an absolute must.
that eye-opener appeal
must be instant when the headline is spotted;
especially when one is in the checkout line.
lets give it a try and see if it does the trick.
in large type the caption reads:
SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN HAS TWO PUSSIES
it's unique - crucial
for a specific clientele.
it's like leaving a dog a bone
to lick and chew on -
it doesn't take much to please.
being a poet with the capability
to create images or lines...
seems to have potential for the dollar.
exaggeration without doubt creates a lot of attention.
- COMMENTS
sackalmost 19 years agoAnd your sarcasm certainly shows through. Rather weird but likeable!
Anonymousalmost 19 years agoYou've got a particular humour and this could be delivered live with a belly laugh response to show appreciation.
b'brig
My Erotic Talealmost 19 years agoI was all excited about the dog and got the puppies instead <grin> witty and humorous write Don~ I enjoy your pens dances.
twelveoonealmost 19 years agocomedic stand-up delievery - it works, I see the pauses.
Looking at the words without reading them, it looks off, clipped, disjointed. This is funny Don. I prefer reading Dylan Thomas to hearing him. Poetry does not speak to me, I do not hear it as well as most others would. I read, I get visuals. In some cases, I get visuals of people speaking. I easily see you on a stage, speaking, with the pauses.
