The Green Month

March First. March 2: What you're feeling is normal. March 3: Mirrors and feather boas. March 4: Infantilize. March 5-7: One E short of paradise. March 8: Magnolia Ridge. March 9: Lone Star. March 10: Disco would have brought about racial equality. Instead, we reeled ourselves back in. March 11: There is no ________ March 12: I crossed some lines. I cannot be sorry. March 13: I'm not the only one. I understand there is no need to talk about it. March 14: I like the throaty sound of geese better than any other bird I've heard. March 15: I broke the bowl. I could not tell him. March 16: I'm getting used to the floating with no anchors. March 17: I did not procure the graveyard dirt as instructed. March 18: Insinuations are all I've got, Captain. I'm the engineer. March 19: I want a hug from a stranger. March 20: Yours will be a death by orgasm or in a crime of passion. March 21: Something important happens today but I cannot remember what. March 22: The Ace of Spades. The killing floor. March 23: I'm not going to sugarcoat it, the house is sort of a wreck. March 24: don't take the freeway home; there are fire trucks. March 25: But I didn't want that to happen. March 26: The Farmer's Almanac indicates that the March full moon is the Worm moon on 3/17-3/19. March 27: Yawning and waking, yawning and waking. March 28: Mexico. March 29: Jaguars, dream catchers for sale on the tourist market, skulls and deer. Elk and mittens. March 30: Hats and boots and corn meal battered catfish. March 31: You are eligible to re-try this process in thirty days. Call one week prior to reschedule.