- Erotic Poetry
- The Horny Song
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This is a parody of a song I found called The Grumpy Song
If you want to hump
That's ok
But could we go hump kinda further away
It's not that I don't want to
Cos you know that I do
I just don't want my boyfriend to know
I'm horny for you too
If you want me to touch you there
That's ok
But could I touch you kinda further away
It's not that I don't want to
Cos you know that I do
I just don't want my boyfriend to know that
I wanna touch you there too
If you wanna undress
That's ok
But could we undress kinda further away
It's not that I don't want to
Cos you know that I do
I just don't want my boyfriend to know that
I wanna undress for you too
And I think I understand
What it is you're going through
When your desires rising and you're longing
To have me sucking
Who's a horny guy to do?
Me of course!
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