The Male Genital Exam In Haiku

In the waiting room
The ladies all eye me up
Knowing why I'm there

They like the idea
Of my dick and ass on show
For doctor and nurse

Waiting room wonders
Will he get an erection?
Doctor's guarantee

How many of them
Would want to watch my exam?
Every last one

Cute nurse calls my name
She needs a urine sample
Leads me to bathroom

Pants down at ankles
Nurse watches my urine flow
Holds the warm bottle

Gals clothed, guys naked
The double standard still thrives
At this doc's office

Ladies all watch me
Out in hallway getting weighed
Completely naked

Their gaze goes downward
To my growing eye candy
As it lifts upward

Flaccid then erect
Both catch their rapt attention
Chance sexual thrill

I walk back and forth
Balls sway and boner bounces
They shamelessly gawk

Nude man on table
Doctor asks nurse to join us
For my "protection"

Female chaperone
Watching males get examined
The best job ever

Genital exam
Doctor retracts my foreskin
Hello little hole!

She stretches the skin
Repeatedly pulls it back
Her foreskin fetish

Dick growing upward
Female eyes stare at its length
I love chaperones!

Palpating penis
She seems to take forever
Doctor loves her job

She cups my scrotum
Asks me if I masturbate
How embarrassing

Fingers grope my balls
Precum drips from hard penis
In a nice long string

Chaperone leans in
To better see my fluid
Doctor wipes it up

From out in hallway
The ladies can all hear me
Turn my head and cough

For five good minutes
The doctor touched my male parts
But she's not done yet

Spread legs, bend over
Doctor lubes her gloved fingers
Presses on sphincter

Fingers slide in ass
Why does that feel so awesome?
Male grunt fills the room

Long rectal probing
Naughty doctor takes her time
Pressing on my gland

Come-to-me-motion
Till her expert fingers stop
Just shy of orgasm

Prostate fluid drips
From the tip of engorged cock
Chaperone's wide eyes

Doctor hands me lube
The exam has one last part
Which is done by me

I stroke my hard shaft
Both women sit and watch me
Give a sperm sample

Some goes in bottle
Most of it lands at their feet
Who will clean it up?

Lucky chaperone
She saw all my male fluids
Are her panties wet?

Hall ladies all know
The doctor had me orgasm
Their smirks are telling

The next male victim
Is told "Strip off all your clothes"
I wish I could watch

Voyeurs and orgasms
With medical perks like these
I don't mind co-pays

Followup exam
With female urologist
I simply can't wait!