The Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Everybody was fucking, but not their own spouse;
The men were all hung, no clothes did they wear,
In hopes that the women would also be bare;
Their daughters were nestled all snug in their bed,
As each one of them gave their own brothers head;
And mamma in her teddy, sitting in her son’s lap,
As he squeezed her ass and gave it a slap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my daughter to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
And looked around the room at our family Xmas bash.
The glow on the breasts of my sister did show
As my son was eating her pussy below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a red SUV, our whole family now here!
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it my dad Nick.
More rapid than eagles, off the women’s corsets came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Julie! now, Vickie! You cute little vixen!
Get on Donald! on David! Sons put your dicks in!
In the cunts of your sisters! In the cunts of your mom!
Now fuck away! fuck away! fuck away all!"
The family rushed in and we all let out a sigh,
As the newly arrived threw their clothes toward the sky,
So into the bedroom the family all flew,
With the bag full of toys, and a video camera too.
And then, in a twinkling, with us all in the room
The camera was set up, and the fun began soon.
As my cock grew in mom’s hand, and I was turning her around,
I hear my dad Nick shout as he came with a bound.
He was fucking his daughter as her husband fucked mine,
And my brother and my wife were having a great time;
Then my dad took my wife and flung her on her back,
And he looked at her pussy and then stuck in his pack.
Her eyes -- how they twinkled! her dimples how merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
As he concentrated hard as his seed he did sow;
The nipple of her breast he held tight in his teeth,
And her arms they encircled his body like a wreath;
He said that he wanted to put a baby in her belly,
And she told him “Ok, just shoot in your jelly.”
He was giddy and pumping, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
He let me know, the right woman I had wed;
I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,
And filled up my mom with a shout and a jerk,
And everyone came quick, they knew it would be wild,
To watch my dad Nick give my wife a new child;
He sprang to her pussy, then he gave out a whistle,
And away his cock flew like a shot from a pistol.
But I heard him exclaim, as he came in my wife,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."