The Perils of Face Sitting

*** This is a bit of a departure for me. If I get a good response I may try to write more. I'd like to thank my Lit Chat friend Kirby for inspiring me as we exchanged silly little rhymes over Yahoo one morning.

We found a quiet lonely place
where she sat upon my face,
How I wished we'd never started
for that was when she up and farted,
Now I lie here in disgrace
the stench of ass upon my face,
Before my eyes her butt cheeks wriggling
as the little bitch sits giggling,
What she's done I can't let pass
so I swat her on the ass,
The little tart her cheeks a-smarting
as her bottom keeps on farting,
With a moan I cannot move
my nose is wedged within her groove,
My lovely girl she shakes with glee
I realize she's begun to pee,
I lie below her with great shame
that girl of mine she has good aim,
In a puddle I lie there
I think too much my love doth share,
But I take it with good grace
for my wife sits on my face,
Here’s my advice to all you men
to please your woman now and then,
Find the perfect time and place
to let her sit upon your face,
You’ll be a winner you’ll do well
just don’t do dinner at Taco Bell.

Fin