The Queen of Elphame*

I came across the fairy Queen of Scotts
upon a rock darning socks
I asked a favor of the muse
if for me she might chose
a penis of the proper length
firm and smooth, filled with strength
"I see no fault you should not care"
she said inspecting my penis bare
"6 1/2 inches is quite fine
it is the size that women find
it fits their vag most perfectly
and won't give much strife analy
it is quite nice on nights they suck
if their nany is not ready to fuck
though some large women
after birth, might prefer a larger girth
if seeking virgins or the young
or handsome lads who must be won
you cock will serve them all for fun
the perfect length won't give them pain
after with them you have lain
so the answer to you common query
is your cock is very fine, Deary"
and to that end she dropped the sock
and played a while with my cock
until the spunk did runneth out
she caught it all inside her mouth
then spit it on the socks she darned
"Sperm," she said, "will help the yarn
and is in fact the perfect starch
for proper attire during a long march
Leave me now my sweet boy
go off to find your moments of joy"
So I tucked my cock back in my pants
and left the muse to find romance
Relieved in mind and quite relaxed
I noticed my dick had now slacked
and shrunken to a smaller size
that I hid from prying eyes
but in the morning all was well
my precious cock was ready to swell
The moral to this sordid tale is
your prick may fail to impress
after you've ravaged under their dress
for penises like all things we test
sometimes require a short rest

*in the folklore belief of Scotland the elfin queen of Faerie