The Splat in the Flat

With nothing but the highest regard for the original:

The sun did not shine;
It was too wet to play;
So we sat in the house
All that cold, cold wet day.
I sat there with Sally,
We sat there, we two,
And I said, "How I wish
We had something to do."

Too wet to go out,
So she said, "We can ball."
My eyebrows went up.
"We could start in the hall.
Or the kitchen, the bedroom
The shower, the bath,
Or the basement, the backyard,
Or, them all!" with a laugh.

And then something went BUMP!
In my pants, a big lump.

She looked, and she saw it.
The thing grew and grew.
Then she said, "Bet I think
There's a thing I could do."
With a gleam in her eye
She unbuttoned her shirt.
I grabbed hold of her breast.
She said, "Now, make it hurt."

So I twisted and flicked
And I nipped at the nipple.
Her hands went expertly
To the top of my zipple,
And she zipped down my zipple.
Then her hands quickly felt
And unclasped and undid
And unbelted my belt.

My tongue and my teeth
Worked their work on her buds
While her hands were undoing
And removing my duds.
With my shirt on the floor,
And my pants 'round my ankle,
She moaned and she groaned,
And she giggled a thankle

For electric, erotic
Eclectical buzzes.
Her hands were exploring
My testicular fuzzes.
She tickled my prickle,
And got quite a rise.
She fondled my dongle.
And then to my surprise,

She went down to her knees
And she heartily laughed
At the throbbing and jiggling
Up-pointed shaft.
Then her lips found the tip
And she started to lick,
While I flicked my own nipple,
(Which gave me a kick).

As she slurped and she swallowed
The length of my dick,
I took hold of her hair,
Which was deep red and thick.
After while she released me
And started anew
To nuzzle and wuzzle
Thing One and Thing Two,

Which hung low down beneath
My now trembling cock.
Which was shaking and quaking
And hard as a rock.
As she sucked at my balls
Her hands fondled the length
Of my quivering Johnson
With all of her strength.

As she did, I could feel
Some penicular tingles,
I knew jiz was acumming
At the touch of her fingles.
Then my knees started shaking
And my mind was afloat.
So she pointed the head of
My cock down her throat.

And I dumped my whole load
Deep into her mouth
While her fingers returned
To the orbs to the south
Until I was done.
Then she licked her soft lips
And said, "Wasn't that fun?"
And she wiggled her hips

And said, "Now it is time
To return the nice favor.
I hope you don't mind
My remarkable flavor.
My juice is so salty,
My juice is so sweet,
That you'll find it's a
Wonderful, magical treat."

Then she laid on her back
And exposed her sweet box.
It was shaved! There were none
Of those dark, curly locks.
Oh, what a surprise,
Oh, how lovely to see it,
Just the lips and the simple
And unadorned wee clit.

Her cunt was so wet,
It was dripping with juice,
And she begged me dive in
To her remarkable sluice.
So with tongue and with fingers
I probed gently with care.
But she said to me, "Harder!
"I'm not going to tear.

Try to get your whole hand in!
Use your teeth on my clit!"
So I rammed and I jammed
All my fingers in her slit.
With my mouth and my thumb
Working hard on her marble,
She began first to groan,
Then she started to warble.

Her cries were so loud,
I was scared, I was frightened,
But I didn't stop licking
Or flicking. She tightened
Her legs 'round my head
And she hollered some more,
Then she stiffened, and dumped
Lots of juice on the floor.

"Oh, Oh, Oh," she exclaimed,
I kept banging my hand on
That spectacular clit
While she rocked with abandon.
And then she relaxed
Her breaths fast, her breaths deep,
But now sated, her voice
Uttered nary a peep.

After while she said "Fine,
But what I really need
Is a stiff cock inside me.
Can you still do the deed?"
By this time I was ready
To attempt it again.
So to Sally I said,
"I will fuck you, but then,

Will you let me just rest
For a while? If you might,
I'll be able to fuck you
Three more times tonight."
"It's a deal," she replied.
"Let's do one now, real quick.
I will suck you and lick you,
To harden your dick."

So she did. And I did.
I got big, I got hard,
And I jammed it inside her
With little regard
For her comfort or virtue,
I just banged her deep chasm
Till she screamed at the top
Of her voice in orgasm.

I shot buckets of cum,
Well, not buckets, but still,
There was more coming out
Than I thought. But the will
To go on was receding.
Then Sally and I
Fell together reposed
For a while. With a sigh,

She relaxed and she said
In a voice soft and sweet,
"That was wonderful. Like
A magnificent treat.
Let it rain again soon,
I can do this all night."
I looked down at her, smiling.
What a beautiful sight.

We just fucked till we screamed
And we did it together
We took full advantage
Of the lousy spring weather.
But to do it all night
Was a task I would think
Was a challenge that might
Drive a fellow to drink.

By the morning, exhausted,
I begged for a break.
This was more than I bargained for.
Thought I could take
All she offered and more.
She just laughed and she said,
"What's the weather today?"
"If it's rain, then I'm dead."