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Click hereThe storm on Jupiter has burned for 400 years
until we got curious about sex.
The North Koreans may have exploded a nuclear device
so he stroked and comed inside me.
I got up early to watch the Perseid meteor shower
and then I whispered for him to finish me off.
Hawaii is moving toward Asia at three inches per year
where I felt a wad of sperm explode into me.
Iran won’t renounce enrichment
when I jacked his cock.
They fought over Anna Nichole Smith’s burial because of the money
then his spasm started and the sensation went through my body.
The tornado tore through town and killed a family of three
and when I got close I told her I was going to cum and she whispered my name.
The Presidential primary slowed as January approached
until she told him to go faster.
The levee broke and the city flooded
as she came to her climax.
The tip of a bolt of lightening is hotter than the surface of the sun
and he asked if he could enter me and I said yes because I wanted him.
Global warming
is a slow hand job until he squirted his silky goo all over my hand and I tasted it.
love the fact that you're keeping up on the News. But not only that, you seem to know what you're talking about sexually... You put the two together and made a very entertaining poem, thanks.
Certainly not a boring poem. Very creative. How about "so he stroked and came inside me."