The Swordsman!byUncle Pervey©
He was called the "Scarlet Pimpernel,"
And he was one of many swordsmen.
Everyone thought it was his long knife,
But it was his spurting semen!
He was pretty handy with his "knife,"
Especially with the women!
It wasn't the sword slung at his side,
But was just his squirtin' semen!!