- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Twelve Days Of Litmas
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This came about when I mixed a bottle of my friend's Christmas wine with my new meds.
In fact, if you drink almost a bottle of wine before you read it, it'll probably be a lot funnier to you too.
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On the first day of Litmas fate gave to me,
A wife that cheats easily.
On the second day of Litmas fate gave to me,
Two subs for whipping,
And a wife that's cheating on me.
On the third day of Litmas fate gave to me,
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a SLUT that's cheating on me.
On the fourth day of Litmas fate gave to me,
Four gays a'gagging,
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a BITCH that's cheating on me.
On the fifth day of Litmas fate gave to me'
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging,
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a WHORE that's cheating on me.
On the sixth day of Litmas faye gave to me
six cucks a'cucking,
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging,
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a CUNT that's cheating on me.
On the seventh day of Litmas fate gave to me
Seven sissies sucking,
Six cucks a'cucking,
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a SKAG that's cheating on me.
On the eighth day of Litmas fate gave to me
Eight sluts a'fucking
Seven sissies sucking,
Six cucks a'cucking,
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging,
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a soon to be EX wife cheating on me.
On the ninth day of Litmas fate gave to me
Nine cougars prowling,
Eight sluts a'fucking,
Seven sissies sucking,
Six cucks a'cucking,
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging,
Three lesbians licking
Two subs for whipping,
And a #!**! wife cheating on me.
On the tenth day of Litmas fate gave to me,
Ten bulls a'bragging,
Nine cougars prowling,
Eight sluts a'fucking,
Seven sissies sucking,
Six cucks a'cucking,
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a tearful wife explaining to me.
On the eleventh day of Litmas fate gave to me
Eleven trannies pegging,
Ten bulls a'bragging
Nine cougars prowling,
Eight sluts a'fucking,
Seven sissies sucking,
Six cucks a'cucking,
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging,
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whipping,
And a desperate wife begging to me.
On the twelfth days of Litmas fate gave to me
Twelve couples swinging,
Eleven trannies pegging,
Ten bulls a'bragging,
Nine cougars prowling,
Eight sluts a'fucking,
Seven sissies sucking,
Six cucks a'cucking,
FIVE S.T.D.s!
Four gays a'gagging,
Three lesbians licking,
Two subs for whiiping,
And a low rent slut bitch whore cunt of a wife fighting the divorce from me.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS LITEROTICANS!
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- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 5 years agoI had never read any poems by any authors, but now I will try your other three. This one is outstanding. I am still chuckling.
