- Erotic Poetry
- The World's Great Hero
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You are warned that some people will find erotic verse below shocks them.
IF IN DOUBT OR UNDER 18, READ SOMETHING ELSE.
These verses may be reproduced in any from provided credit is given to Penelope Caesar.
(to the tune of The British Grenadier)
Some talk of Casanova, and many of Don Juan,
Their kisses and caresses and all the girls they won.
But if you want great fucking, so long as you’re a lass,
With cock and balls and buttock, I’ll shag your cunt and ass !
We’ll be at it like the Frenchies, and at it like the Greeks,
You’ll come like a volcano, and keep it up for weeks.
For on the softest cushions, and on the roughest grass,
With cock and balls and buttock, I’ll shag your cunt and arse !
Your quim I’ll kiss with pleasure, and lick it till you dream,
Your clit I’ll kiss at leisure, and tease it till you scream.
And in the parts below them, you’ll feel my moving mass,
As cock and balls and buttock do shag your cunt and ass.
I’ll take you on your front side, and on your backside too !
Sitting up to do it, and legs right up to screw !
Whatever the position, you’ll find that its for you,
When cock and balls and buttock do shag your cunt and arse !
