- Erotic Poetry
- the world's national past time
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the temperature between my legs
is steadily climbing
that's because i'm masturbating
as i am rhyming
**
i'm watching
a porn d v d
masturbating brings out
my creativity
**
girl on girl and anal
are what i like watching the most
they inspire me to take my own pictures
because i love to post
**
my fingers smell like pussy
so does my keyboard
when i'm about to cum
i call out to the Lord
**
masturbating should be
the world's national past time
that's why i'm paying tribute to it
with these five stanzas of rhyme
- COMMENTS
Anonymousabout 14 years agoHey, you don't give it enough credit. It should be the world's greatest sport--or maybe the second greatest.
A duet is better than a solo anytime.
