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The XXXMas Song


Shaved nuts slapping arses by the fire,
Jack tossed off and sprays Jill's nose.
Yuletide call girls rack up bills by the hour
While elves strap on infrared dildos.

Every swinger knows
A blowjob under mistletoe
Sets the mood for bukkake right,
Tiny tits jizzed by knobs all aglow
Will plump to double G's tonight.

They know that Santa's aching for a lay,
He's letting loose his load on sex toys on his sleigh.
And every mom's grown son is gonna spy
To catch a horny MILF give head through hubby's fly.

And so I'm hoping you repeat this phrase
To pervs that number ninety-two.
Although we've been screwed many times, many ways,
"Merry XXXMas to you."

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