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Click hereThere was a crooked man,
And he had a crooked prick.
He found a crooked lady,
And said "My name is Dick!"
He showed her his hard cock,
And she cried "Lordy, ho,"
You've got some crooked bends,
Now show how you make it go!!"
"chordee" lol, dont ask me why I know this, okay? also, reminded me of an awesome old western with Henry Fonda, if you havent seen the movie, well you outta, its great :)