tagErotic PoetryThere Was a Crooked Man

There Was a Crooked Man

byUncle Pervey©

There was a crooked man,
And he had a crooked prick.
He found a crooked lady,
And said "My name is Dick!"
He showed her his hard cock,
And she cried "Lordy, ho,"
You've got some crooked bends,
Now show how you make it go!!"

Report Story

byUncle Pervey© 1 comments/ 3817 views/ 0 favorites

Share the love

Report a Bug

1 Pages:1

Please Rate This Submission:

Please Rate This Submission:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Please wait
by Anonymous

If the above comment contains any ads, links, or breaks Literotica rules, please report it.

There are no recent comments (1 older comments) - Click here to add a comment to this poem or Show more comments or Read All User Comments (1)

Add a

Post a public comment on this submission (click here to send private anonymous feedback to the author instead).

Post comment as (click to select):

You may also listen to a recording of the characters.

Preview comment

Forgot your password?

Please wait

Change picture

Your current user avatar, all sizes:

Default size User Picture  Medium size User Picture  Small size User Picture  Tiny size User Picture

You have a new user avatar waiting for moderation.

Select new user avatar: