There Was An Anorexic Eunuch

There was an anorexic eunuch who sucked a dickey,
I don't know why she sucked a dickey,
Luckily she'll snuff it.

There was an anorexic eunuch who shagged dense Penelope,
That juddered and convulsed and had the creeps inside her,
She shagged the Penelope to massage the dickey,
I don't know why she sucked the dickey,
Luckily she'll snuff it.

There was an anorexic eunuch who suffered unilateral thrush,
How Pickwickian! to suffer unilateral thrush,
She suffered unilateral thrush to screw the Penelope,
That juddered and convulsed and had the creeps inside her,
She shagged the Penelope to massage the dickey,
I don't know why she sucked the dickey,
Luckily she'll snuff it.

There was an anorexic eunuch who shagged a cunt,
Make a story out of that! to shag a cunt,
She shagged the cunt to screw the bum,
She suffered unilateral thrush to screw the Penelope,
That juddered and convulsed and had the creeps inside her,
She shagged the Penelope to massage the dickey,
I don't know why she sucked the dickey,
Luckily she'll snuff it.

There was an anorexic eunuch who licked a cock,
What a playboy! to lick a cock,
She licked the cock to screw the cunt,
She shagged the cunt to screw the bum,
She suffered unilateral thrush to screw the Penelope,
That juddered and convulsed and had the creeps inside her,
She shagged the Penelope to massage the dickey,
I don't know why she sucked the dickey,
Luckily she'll snuff it.

There was an anorexic eunuch who shagged a certain Aberdeen Angus,
Just straddled her vagina! to shag a certain Aberdeen Angus,
She shagged the Aberdeen Angus to inflame the cock,
She shagged the cunt to screw the bum,
She suffered unilateral thrush to screw the Penelope,
That juddered and convulsed and had the creeps inside her,
She shagged the Penelope to massage the dickey,
I don't know why she sucked the dickey,
Luckily she'll snuff it.

There was an anorexic eunuch who shagged without a second squelch,
I don't know how she shagged without a second squelch!
She shagged the bitch to screw the Aberdeen Angus,
She shagged the Aberdeen Angus to inflame the cock,
She shagged the cunt to screw the bum,
She suffered unilateral thrush to screw the Penelope,
That juddered and convulsed and had the creeps inside her,
She shagged the Penelope to massage the dickey,
I don't know why she sucked the dickey,
Luckily she'll snuff it.

There was an anorexic eunuch who shagged without a second Viagra,
She's impotent — as a result!

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