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There Was An Old Woman...


Ever notice how cruel some of our old school nursery rhymes really are? I thought I would update one for the 21st Century...

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
(Actually she's young, barely 22.)
she had so many children, she didn't know what to do!
(Six kids in all, her husband's balls never blue.)
She gave them some broth without any bread,
(Food so expensive, only husband well-fed.)
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
(Poor fucking husband, soon to be dead!)

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