There's a ZUNT in my CUNT!

And a
QUINGE
in my
MINGE

And a
KANUS
in my
ANUS

Did you
ever have the feeling
there’s a
JANNY
in your
FANNY?

…Or a YEX
in your SEX?

…Or a BLEAVAGE on your CLEAVAGE?

Sometimes
I’m certain THAT
there’s a GLAT
in my TWAT.

Sometimes
I have the feeling
there’s a ZLANGE
inside my FLANGE.

And that VRIT
in my SLIT!

I have
talked to him
a bit.

That’s the
body I was
given.

There’s a JITZ
on my TITS.

And a
GUFF
in my
MUFF.

And I
love them all
to bits.

Some of them
are very friendly.

Like the
ZOX
in my
BOX.

But
that
PLAPPER
in
my
CRAPPER!

Some are friendly.
Some are NOT!

I like the
JITTIES
on my
TITTIES.

And the
FRIM inside my QUIM.

But that QUINCTER
in my SPHINCTER…

Well,
I really
don’t like him.

All those ZELONS
on my MELONS.

They’re good fun
to have about.

But that
YUN KAGS
on my
FUN BAGS…

Him
I could
do without!

The only one
I’m really scared of
is that KLANK
inside my SKANK.

And that VOOPER
up my POOPER…

I don’t like him.
Not at all.

And it makes me sort of nervous
when the YOLE scoots down my HOLE.

But the ZUGS
on my JUGS –

They’re great fun
to have around.

And so are
many, many
other friends
that I have found….

…Like the ZOOBIES
and the DOOBIES
and the YOOBIES
and the KOOBIES
and the JOOBIES
and the FOOBIES
and the VOOBIES
on my BOOBIES.

…And the GLEEVER
in my BEAVER…

…and
the
VLATCH
in
my
SNATCH…

…and the KUSSY
in my PUSSY.

I don’t care
if you believe it.
That’s the body I
was given.
And I hope
they never leave it.

[Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss!]