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Please be aware, there's a new drug out there,
Lab geeks call it Vagina, because they tend to be kinder,
But on the streets it's called Pussy,
And Pussy on the streets 'aint 'Ready to Eat'.
Don't be naive and let the Pussy deceive,
'Cos if you're blasé it'll lead you astray.
Marijuana'll make you lazy,
And Coke will make you crazy,
Keep banging back the Pussy and you'll be driving Miss Daisy.
See there's a price for every vice,
And if you're not careful the price is your life.
Life is short and hard just like your dick is,
Don't throw it away just to make your balls fizz,
When you can get some from time to time just fine.
Please tap that ass responsibly.