This Town Would Suck Without Me

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Rewrite of Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would Suck Without You

A small town gets a vist from the big star they once made fun of

Guess this means they're sorry
They're all standing at my door
Guess this means they take back
All the nasty things their big mouths said before
Like how much they wanted
Anyone but me
Said I'd never come back a success
Now one more time
I just wanna hear them say
They're sorry again

'Cause the economy is suffering big now, yeah
They think they can get me to bring in the big dough somehow, yeah
They all want a piece of me
'Cause honestly
They understand now
This town would suck without me

Baby, you were so stupid for telling me goodbye
Baby, you were so wrong for always pickin' a fight
I may have some issues
But at least I'm no as messed up as the rest of you
Either way at least you finally figured it out
You're nothing without me

Being a resident of this town is so dysfunctional
I really should't take any pity on you
I really should just tell you all where you can go
Oh, yeah