- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Three Year Old Runs Afoul
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Click hereTHREE YEAR OLD RUNS AFOUL
Sitting at the computer, alone so I thought.
In came the kids, I knew not what they sought.
The smallest one was holding a stick,
Looking up from puter, and trying to be quick.
I looked him over, waiting to see what was amiss,
When into the room came this....
A big fat chicken came flying through,
Oh my, Holly crap, what to do.
Falling outta my chair, and jumping up fast,
I watch the chicken go flying past.
It flew through the kitchen, landing on the stove.
The kids screaming, laughing, me shouting "Catch him by Jove!!!"
After the chicken goes Lil son, stick in hand,
One would have thought he was leading the band.
Running, screaming, laughing with delight.
My kids were upon it, it was alight...
Flying to the table, the desk, and chair.
I started screaming "Get away from there!!!"
It flew to the fridge, landing on the top.
Kids giggling, me screaming "I wish you would stop!!"
Stick waving, kids running, I am a mess,
The crazy thing flew right into my chest....
Jumping, dancing, screaming am I,
The kids rolling in laughter it flew right by.
Grabbing a towel, I lunge for it,
Tripping over myself "Oh Shit~!!"
Catching my footing I throw the towel,
Finally catching that stupid fowl.
Smiling, laughing "Finally some relief"
Hearing my kids giving me grief...
Taking the chicken out the door.
Away that stupid chicken did soar.
Back into the house I went with glee.
Rid of that crazy chicken, happy I be.
The kids still laughing all over the house.
Except the Lil one, he was quiet as a mouse.
To my Lil love I did go.
Taking his stick, away I did throw.
Out the door the Lil one ran.
Chasing that stupid chicken again.....
- COMMENTS
skip.69over 19 years agoLilDarlin always goes straight to the point, and she sees fun in most situations. I wish I knew her - she must be an absolute gem to live with. I wish her luck with her kids - they sound like mine used to be when they were younger.
Anonymousover 19 years agothis poem is sooo funny especially cause I remember u telling me about it!! rotflmao** xoxo Smiley3132
Anonymousover 19 years agoLilD, as you can see,
Has just begun to write poetry,
And agree with me, I’m sure you would,
They’re all pretty fucking good.
So if you like her work tell her so,
And encourage her to write some mo’,
And though she got more poems up her sleeve,
There’s more to her, don’t misconceive.
If you’re ever feeling a little rough,
Chat to her, or read her stuff,
And when she’s not chasing chickens or downloading things,
She’ll cheer you up… and give you wings.
Hugs & Kisses,
Bob
Anonymousover 19 years agowent straight to my heart..... it was written so much out of love u can feel it ::)) good job ~~~ONE~~~
Minnie(virgin)over 19 years agoLilDarlin , I can relate to chickens. Once I had a little chicken with a bad leg. I held it in my lap. When my Mother came to put the chicken back in the coup we saw that the chicken had pooped on my nice dress. Well we ate that chicken when it grew up a little bigger. LilDarlin I love your humor. Minnie
