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Click hereWhen you claim that "Time will tell,"
You're just puttin' on an act.
Murphy's Law screws everyone,
And that's a natural fact!
Don't claim you're a "Winner" friend,
Or brag how your life's been true.
Murphy has a big long dick,
And he'll stick it right in you!
Braggarts tend to ALWAYS fail,
With the things they try to do.
Murphy has his dick all primed,
To give that braggart a screw!!