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Click hereIn the style of Burrough's 'Thanksgiving Prayer':
To Hunter S. Thompson in hopes he gets results.
Thanks for the Canadian Mist and
the venison penis, destined
to be shat out of spoiled
American sluts.
Thanks for vacations to squalor
and woe.
Thanks to Indians to provide a
modicum of titillation.
Thanks for the blue gill to
scale and have rot leaving
the tiny bones to prick.
Thanks for Bounty and Viva
and peyote-see.
Thanks for the American dream,
to demonize and to falsify until
the bears(') lie breaks loose.
Thanks for the KKK!
For nigger law men,
thumbing their nines.
For indecent women-hatin' women,
with their whispers, touch,
two faces.
Thanks for Michigan personalized
license plates.
Thanks for lobotomies and AIDS.
Thanks for legalizing it Mom.
Thanks for our neighbors
and friends who could mind their own business.
Thanks for a damaged fallopian tube.
Yes, thanks for all the memories--
all right, put down your arms!
You were always a cash cow and
you were always a whore.
Thanks for the last and greatest
unveil of the last and greatest
of female screams.