- Erotic Poetry
- Top 10 Ways To Know You're Horny
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Sure it's a dumb question:
"How do I know if I am horny?"
But it's vital to novices
And persons rejecting their sexuality.
Here are the top 10 ways to recognize
Whether you're horny or not:
10. You suspect you may be horny.
9. You look up horny in the dictionary
8. You feel a slight arousal.
7. You catch yourself rubbing your crotch.
6. You rub up against a door knob.
7. You engage in a fantasy about orgasms.
6. You are throbbing.
5. You gently play with yourself.
4. Your face feels flushed and hot.
3. You call a 900 phone sex number at work.
2. Your underware is soaking wet.
1. You masturbate until you have an orgasm.
My wish for you is, "Have a horny day."
