Tribute (Parody of Tenacious D)

This is the greatest and biggest dick in the world…Tribute
Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchikin' down a long and lonesome road
When all of a sudden
There shined a shiny hot bitch
In the middle of the road
And she said…
Show me the biggest dick in the world…or I'll plug your holes
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other
And we each said….okay!
And we showed her the balls, the shaft, and the head
It just so happened to be
The biggest dick in the world
It was the biggest dick in the world
Look into my eyes and its easy to see,
One and one make two, two and one make three
She deep-throated me
Once every hundred thousand years a dick
Where the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the glans doth grow
Needless to say
The bitch was stunned
A whip crack with her nasty tits
And the bitch was done
She asked us:
Be you porn stars?
And we said nay! We are but men. FUCK!
This is not the biggest dick in the world
No
This is just a tribute
Couldn't muster the biggest dick in the world…no
This is a tribute…ooohhhh
To the biggest dick in the world, alright
It was the biggest dick in the world alright
And the peculiar thing is this my friend
The dick we showed on that fateful night
It didn't actually look anything like this dick
This is just a tribute
You've gotta believe me,
And I wish you were there
It's just a matter of opinion
Oh, what a fuck.
Good god, she loved it.
She's so surprised to find I haven't cum yet.
Alright!
Alright!!