Tricks Of The Trade

TRICKS OF THE TRADE

I read this poem,
“Brittney Likes Teen Pussy”
From a site
That I used to send poetry
And discovered,
That indeed
It takes a lot of ingenuity
To attract hits to poems
That you write.
It’s a sure fire way
To becoming famous.
And if I use this approach
On any given night
To writing poems-
Then you will see
All it takes
Is to think like a slut,
And every poem-
WILL
Without a doubt
Be the best damn whores
Turning tricks
On the Internet,
And you’ll find out
That the words you use
Are of superb character
And have the finest quality
To become a star
Studded attraction