Trolly Trolly!

I feel the need to tell you a story,
About a pervert who's name is Trolly.
But Trolly isn't like all of the rest,
Trolly's "Perversion" is a critic's nest!

Trolly just can't control that perversion,
Trolly climaxes from these aspersions.
Trolly really loves pointing out mistakes,
A "common occurance" with weirdo flakes!

Trolly has a Need to Correct others,
And don't care if it's Sisters or Brothers.
What Trolly loves to do is masturbate,
While criticising and expressing hate!

There's a picture in my mind of this Soul,
A small-minded and ugly little Troll.
There's no doubt that Trolly's just plain obscene,
Everything uttered by Trolly's so mean!

Being the magnanimous gent I am,
I have to say I just don't give a damn.
So keep it up Trolly, if Lad or Lass,
And shove your criticism up your ass!!