Trucker's Paradise!byUncle Pervey©
Inspired by a song with the same title.
A place called "Trucker's Paradise,"
Is a little ways out of town.
Its where all the truckers stop,
When they are homeward bound.
They find lots of women there,
Wearing nothing but smiles or a frown,
It's that place called "Trucker's Paradise,"
Its just outside of town.
They all stop in there for a taste,
They have a little drink or two.
And maybe just a little,
Of companionship too.
Sometimes they will drink too much,
And they'll kid around and tell some lies,
At that little place outside of town,
Called "Trucker's Paradise."
They've got some pretty women there,
Some regulars everyone knows.
Like Bright Annie and Sweet Sue,
And also Big Ass Flo."
The men all like to party,
And all the girls like all the guys,
Things can get wild and woolly out there,
At "Trucker's Paradise!!"