Twas the night...

Twas the night before Christmas
all through the house
All was sleeping I couldn't find my spouse.

He walked away a few hours ago
trying to find a whatchamacallit to
fit in the thingamajig.

I finished the last minutes to a dinner of
beauty. Looked upon the kids amongst them
four labs and three cats.

I walked around quietly looking for my spouse
I know he had to be in our house.
His trail was heading towards the back of the house.

I looked in the dark area's to try and see him
I saw the bathroom light was still on.
I slowly touched the door.

There is where I saw my spouse
around his male organ hung an four carat bracelet.
My eyes went wide with a smile nothing would take off.

I fell to my knees and I crawled to his organ
He stood there proud as I swallowed him in one long motion
As I slipped him out I allowed the bracelet to fall.

Now my spouse was going to be swallowed
All around that darn house.
So twas the night before Christmas he never smiled so much.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night!