T'was the Night of online shopping

T'was the night of online shopping and all through the net,
You could buy an actual tiger cub to have as a pet.

No waiting in line just easy shopping at home,
and you get your items delivered to you by a drone.

The children won't know what you got them unless,
They stole your Amazon password to gain your access.

It's shopping made easy you just look, point and click,
And you will fill up your shopping cart extremely quick.

Twelve hours of screen staring may make you go blind,
Or simply overload your senses and you'll loose your whole mind.

No more driving to Walmart on Thanksgiving day,
Only to find the item you wanted has been raffled away.

No camping at 2:30 a.m in the snow,
hoping not to get trampled by those playing Pokémon go.

Free shipping you'll get with Amazon prime,
And with some of the deals shopping feels like a crime.

For those who are naughty and in need of a thrill,
There's Spencer's, Wild Secrets and even Jack and Jill.

For you who are willing to just chill and relax,
There's Stitch fix and Target and of course TJ Max.

Shopping on ebay is always a trip,
You can buy vintage clothing to make you look hip.

You can buy watches and records and real paper money,
There's even a beehive to make actual real honey.

You can buy tickets and stamps and things just plain scary,
Like an old grilled cheese sandwich shaped like the Virgin Mary.

You can buy seashells and starfish, heck even a whole beach,
Just be wise with your password in case there's a breach.

No bell ringing Santa's will you have to avoid,
Nor entitled little brats to make you annoyed.

Please take a quick survey for your chance to win,
One million dollars or a personalized pen.

Yes online shopping is finally a blessing to all,
With the possible exception of the owners of malls.

Amazon sells everything except time, space and air,
But I guess even they can't have everything to be totally fair.

You might run out of room in your overcrowded house,
Or get blisters on your finger from clicking the mouse.

A small price to pay for shopping online,
And where else can you shop while enjoying some wine?

You can shop in your pj's or even in the nude,
And not have to deal with cashiers who are rude.

Although returning your stuff might be more of pain,
It beats walking through a parking lot in the heavy pouring rain.

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To get your packages by Christmas unless there's a strike.