Twisted Tune: All You Need is Lust

(Sung to the tune of the Beatles’ “All You Need is Love”.)

Lust, Lust, Lust…
Lust, Lust, Lust…

There’s no one you can pick that can’t be picked.
No one you can lick that can’t be licked.
No one you can’t lay but you can learn how to play the game…
it’s easy!
There’s no one you can suck that can’t be sucked.
No one you can fuck that can’t be fucked.
Nothing you can’t do but you can learn how to join the group.
It’s easy!

All you need is lust.
All you need is lust.
All you need is lust, lust… lust is all you need.
Lust, Lust, Lust…
Lust, Lust, Lust…
Lust, Lust, Lust…
All you need is lust.
All you need is lust.
All you need is lust, lust… lust is all you need.

There’s no one you can grope that can’t be groped.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be…
it’s easy!

All you need is lust!
All you need is lust!
All you need is lust, lust… lust is all you need.
Lust, Lust, Lust…
Lust, Lust, Lust…
Lust, Lust, Lust…
All you need is lust! (all together now!)
All you need is lust! (every body!)
All you need is lust, lust… lust is all you need.
(fade)
All you need is lust!
All you need is lust!
All you need is lust, lust… lust is all you need.
All you need is lust! (all together now!)
All you need is lust! (every body!)
All you need is lust, lust… lust is all you need.