Twisted Tune: Goosebump Giddy

(Sung to the tune of Brooks & Dunn’s “Boot Scootin’ Boogie”.)

Alone in my bedroom
just tryin’ to pass the time,
well I’m a startin’ to get frisky
thinkin’ ‘bout that gal of mine.
She sets my heart a flutterin’
and she makes me breathless too.
She’s got those cute little giggles that make me float
up there on Cloud-Nine I gloat and get
all goosebump giddy!

I’ve got some great vibes;
I get hard for my honey.
And when it’s quiet time
I hit the bed grinnin’…
I grab my fav-rite whip-sock,
and let my skivvies drop;
I start strokin’ on my sausage
‘til the pre-cum starts to leak and I get
all goosebump giddy!

(chorus)
Yeah! up, down, all around!
You know Baby, you make me giddy!
Oh Sweetykins, Dimple-Grins, Baby make me moan now…
I’m goosebump giddy!
Oh! Yes Ma’am, hot damn, dick in hand…
I’m goosebump giddy!
Yeah! up, down, all around!
You know Baby, you make me giddy!
Ah! here it comes, on my thumbs, the load’s about to blow!
I’m goosebump giddy!
Oh! jerkin’, squirtin’, tinglin’ too…
I’m goosebump giddy!
all goosebumps and giddy!