Twisted Tune: Make It Easy

(Sung to the tune of the Eagles’ “Takin’ It Easy”.)

Well, I’m browsin’ through the Blogs
just to see who’s hangin’ ‘round.
I’ve got seven women on my mind:
Four who make me horny,
Two who might explore me,
One says she’s a friend of mine.
Make it easy, make it ea-ee-zee.
Won’t let the tingling in my balls drive me crazy.
They may tighten up soon I know,
and my hot load will surely blow,
just wanna take it kinda slow
and make it ea-ee-zee.

Well, I’m a wackin’ on my wiener
in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
when such a fine sight I see--
It’s a girl, my Lord, on my home-page board
and she just now sent a wink to me!
Come on baby! Don’t say maay-be!
I gotta know if your sweet face is just as sexy.
I might drool and I might sigh,
but still I’d sure like to see your smile,
so open up for just awhile
and make it ea-ee-zee.

Well, I’m cruisin’ through the blogs
like a swift moving log.
Got a world of lust-thoughts on my mind.
Lookin’ for a Sweetie to stiffen up my meaty--
She’s so hard to find.
Make it easy, make it ea-ee-zee.
Don’t let the tingling in my balls drive me crazy.
Come on baby! Don’t say maay-be!
I gotta have you in my bed so you can fuck me.
I might drool and I might sigh,
but still I’d sure like to see your smile,
so open up for just awhile
and make it ea-ee-zee.
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh we got it easy, we oughta take it easy…