- Erotic Poetry
- Twisted Tune: My Favorite Things
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(Sung to the tune of “Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music.)
Cum drops on my dick and balls that start numbing.
Tingling sensations that warn me I’m cumming.
No time to spread paper towels on my chin;
these are a few of my favorite things…
Thinking of being with you here and naked
gives me a rush now; I don’t think I’ll make it!
Soon I’ll start shaking these noisy bed springs;
these are some more of my favorite things.
Cum starts to oozin’ while my sac gets tighter.
Not even Coors Light could get me much higher!
Wild thoughts of you spreading your lovely “wings”…
still are the best of my favorite things!
Oh my God WHOA!
What a big load!
Now I’m feeling sad.
But I’ll just remember my favorite things
and then I won’t feel… so… bad!
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