Twitter

I follow you on Twitter,
Sometimes 'like', the odd RT,
It tickles me to know you're thinking,
"Who the fuck is she?"

My Twitter name's not known to you,
A secret I'll not share,
Racy tweets are not your thing,
So tell you? - I'd not dare!

You know me as a colleague
And at work we get on fine,
But not so well that I'd discuss
The life I lead online.

You've never read my posts
On the websites I adore,
If I said I wrote erotica
Your jaw would hit the floor.

And as for liking threesomes,
Cream-pies, anal sex and spanking,
Orgies, BDSM, cheating,
Fetishes and wanking...

Well, you wouldn't get it, would you?
Our friendship would be done.
Years of peaceful partnership
Would in a flash be gone.

So when you check your Twitter,
I chuckle silently,
A mystery harlot 'liked' your tweets?
-That saucy minx is me.