Two Hookers

Two hookers rode around the town, a sign on their sedan.
It said “Two women, fifty bucks. We welcome any man.”
A copper pulled them over, said, “You cannot advertise.
You cannot drive around the town attracting horny guys.”

Just then, another car drove past, a sign upon its side.
Announcing: “Jesus saves. Repent. Your sins you cannot hide.”
“How ‘bout that guy?” one hooker asked. “He’s advertising too.”
“Religion can be advertised, a different case from you.”

Next day the same two ladies drove their car upon the street.
The same policeman saw them as he walked along his beat.
This time their sign was legal though it made his ire increase.
“Two fallen angels seeking Peter, fifty bucks apiece.”