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Click hereThere once was a man from Berlin
Who disdained living without sin;
Then he met a girl from Ripon
Who told him to keep on,
So boobs, bush, and booty were in.
My girl has a marvelous tushy,
Almost as cute as her pussy
But when she's bangin' me
She lies there haranguin' me
To scratch the crabs in her bushy.