Unfaithful Husband's Education!byUncle Pervey©
there was a young woman who knew,
Her husband was being untrue.
She knew his unfaithfulness grew,
And she didn't know what to do.
She had a strong indication,
About his extra relation.
It caused her some real vexation,
For she'd had more expectations.
He'd quit climbing into her bed,
And he didn't care what she said.
It made her curious instead,
She wondered who was getting bred.
This made her somewhat suspicious,
Cause she knew she was delicious.
Things just weren't very auspicious.
Then her thoughts got real ambitious.
She'd find herself a detective,
And make sure he was subjective,
And that he could be reflective,
About what was her objective.
She was feeling real vexation,
At this unwanted relation.
But she had some expectation,
That she would soon cause sensation.
The detective she'd hired got proof,
Because her old man was a "Goof."
And when he stood in court aloof,
That judge made his assetts go "Poof!"
Now his "Ex-Wife" has all his dough,
And he just don't know where to go.
He walked from that courtroom real slow,
A much wiser man feeling low.
He got a real education,
And learned about new relations.
How they could cause real vexations,
And a financial castration!!